ME: "Look, Tobin! The Daffodils are blooming! "
Tobin: "Mom, don't say that word!"
ME: "What word? Daffodils?"
Tobin: "MOM! That's a bad word, don't say that, you are in trouble!"
ME: "What? Daffodils are flowers."
Tobin: "That's it Mom! I'm tellin Daddy on you!"